Saturday, January 23, 2010

2009 in movies

Here is my list of the Top ten movies of 2009
The list is strictly alphabetical and not by rank.

Hindi

3 Idiots

Superbly entertaining movie. Even though the characters were inspired from a book, the movie presented them in a fresh new way. And ofcourse the funniest speech ever in movies. Aamir khan proves again that he can really pull off everything.

Ajab prem ki ghazab kahani

Reminded me of Andaz Apna Apna. Thats reason enough.

Delhi-6

A preachy ending notwithstanding, a very nicely made movie. The movie makes all the more sense when viewed from "outside". Also the director's ploy of drawing parallels to Ramayan was a nice touch. And genda phool.

Dev D

Quite simply the best Devdas version ever. There is a certain sadistic pleasure in self-destruction and it was never depicted better. The music is awesome; the cinematography, especially the stoned parts, was excellent. A landmark hindi movie. The Yash Chopra's candyfloss franchise(with the universe conspiring to unite the lovers) will never understand the true concept of love - In the real world.. love fails, you despair and the world doesnt give a damn.

Kaminey

An ode to Quentin Tarantino, this movie is a classic. Amazing performances, great music and superbly directed. Vishal Bharadwaj is the director to look out for (remember.. Maqbool and Omkara?).

Love aaj kal

The most gheesa-peeta story presented in a refreshingly new way. The 70's love story was certainly the best part of the movie. And Harleen a.k.a. Giselle Monteiro.

Quick gun murugun

Clint Eastwood meets Rajnikanth meets MGR. Amazing dialogues and a well-crafted screenplay. Watch it, I say.

Rocket Singh

A movie that believes (atleast in hindsight) that honesty and integrity are still relevant. The movie or the protagonist maybe a bit hypocrite in following their own advise but it still manages to get the message across. Ranbir Kapoor proves he has talent after all.

English

(500) Days of Summer

The movie starts with the disclaimer - "Any resemblance to people living or dead is purely accidental ... Especially you, Jenny Beckman ... Bitch." And.. you know this movie is different. The narrator begins with the announcement that this is not a love story. And it definitely isn't one. Of course they meet. Of course they fall for each other. Of course there are problems. It sounds cliché but what's remarkable about 500 Days is how the film explores new ways to tell the story. Its a rare movie that begins by telling us how it will end and is about how the hero has no idea why.

Avatar

It might be more impressive on a technical level than as a piece of storytelling, but Avatar reaffirms James Cameron's amazing imagination and his expertise for details. Splendid visuals. Mind-blowing special effects. Forget all the crap about racism, nature-worship, white-american-saves-the-day and all that controversy. Enjoy the grandeur of Pandora.

District 9

Its the most exciting science fiction movie to come along in ages; Aliens who are a million times better than those of the brainless Transformers. The documentary-style structure of the movie makes it all the more compelling. By referencing to racism, xenophobia and South Africa's history of apartheid, the movie makes you think of the inherent fear in "humanity" for other races and species.

Inglourious Basterds

Now this is how history should have been. You can cringe about the fact that it is not; but doesnt matter.. this movie is not made by History channel. Its made by one of the best directors ever .. Quentin Tarantino. Starting with western cowboy music to black-n-white discovery footage to an almost fetishist admiration of Soshanaa.. this movie breaks all rules. Apart from Pulp Fiction (also by QT) no movie has such delightful passages of long stretched out dialogues. Its not about what its about.. rather its about how its about it!! A Tarantino film resists categorization. “Inglourious Basterds” is no more about war than “Pulp Fiction” is about — what the hell was it about? Of course nothing in the movie is possible, except that it’s so bloody entertaining. He’s a master at bringing performances as far as they can go toward iconographic exaggeration.

Invictus

"I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul" These lines fit no other personality like it fits Nelson Mandela. Its amazing to notice how many things could have wrong in this kind of a movie and how nothing of it ever goes wrong. Yeah its not exactly a documentary on Mandela's life, rather its just an episode. His personal forgiveness of white South Africa was the beacon that illuminated that nation's Truth and Reconciliation Commissions, one of the very few examples in history of people who really had much to forgive, and forgave it. Compared to that, does it really matter that an underdog Springbok team, all white with one exception, won the World Cup in rugby in the first year of Mandela's rule? For Mandela it certainly did.

Paranormal Activity

In the year of billion dollar movie, came this movie made with a single hand-held camera. It is an ingenious little horror film, so well made it's truly scary.It illustrates that silence and waiting can be more entertaining than frantic fast-cutting and berserk CGI. For extended periods here, nothing at all is happening, and believe me, you won't be bored.

The Hangover

It is a funny movie, flat out, all the way through. Its setup is funny. Every situation is funny. Most of the dialogue is funny almost line by line. How in the hell do you wake up in a $4,200-a-night suite with a tiger, a chicken, a crying baby, a missing tooth and a belly button pierced for a diamond dangle? And when you give your parking check to the doorman, why does he bring around a police car? And where is the fourth guy? Here is a movie that deserves every letter of its R rating. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, especially after you throw up. BTW... there is never an explanation for the chicken.

Up

Pixar is great in making animated movies that somehow feel more realistic and sensible than most of the so called live action movies. Considering Pixar's standard this movie is good and enjoyable in most parts as expected. But what makes this movie really stand out is the initial small love story. Its amazing how much can be communicated with some slides of silent characters. Watch out for the first 15 mins.

Up in the air

"Ladki ka chakkar, Baabu bhaiya.. Ladki ka chakkar". Ever felt that you have thrown away a better life for a more successful life? Guess thats most of us. But have you gone to the extent of really liking the sad life more than your happy life? Sounds impossible. But sadly its not. We have an amazing tendency of accepting things and making that our comfort zone. And its all OK. Its my life.. I'll live the hell out of it anyway I like. And then comes the girl. She changes everything.. makes you want more out of life.. and so you risk it all.. but is she really her or pretending to be her? Find out from the movie. P.S. - This isnt a traditional kind of review. And maybe I made it sound like a sad movie. So, for the records, its a very funny and entertaining movie.

Watchmen

Did Superman ever cry for his lost planet? Have Batman felt guilty about breaking bones of a thug? Was Spiderman ever happy in his "normal" life? Watchmen is a movie about super-heros who, you realize soon enough, are not so super-heroic without the mask after all. It doesnt have the characters I mentioned above for copyright reasons.. but thats not the point. This movie could have been about any super hero and still relevant ( well... as relevant as a super hero movie can be). And it has one of the best super villians ever.. one who never even appeared on screen or delivered any dialogue.. Richard Nixon .. thats right .. the ex-president of US. They can very well make a sequel with George W Bush.


P.S. - Its strange how many movies say they are about something but are really about something else. Like Avatar says its about environment and anti-war but its really about visuals and special effects. But it was still very good. Sadly not Paa - A movie which pretends to be about a 13 year old but its really about promoting Abhishek Bachchan. Compare that to Taare Zammen Par and the differences gnaws at you. The most disappointing movie of the year. Just think... how much they could have achieved if only they had given Amitabh Bachchan a full role to work on!!


P.P.S. - I feel sad that the Top ten hindi movies list doesnt even have 10 movies.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

2010 and The Redemption

Guys... here we are again after a long time.. "Hope" this continues this time...

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2010 and The Redemption

So the new year is here. I sometimes dont understand the fuss about every "new year." It comes every year right?? Like clockwork. Whats the big deal!! But then again what would happen if the year wont change? How are we supposed to get over things of the "last year"?? :)

2009 was, in more than one way, quite an year for all of us. (If you think it wasnt significant.. good for you!!) Many things happened and many more things didnt happen last year. It was good for some of us and for some.. lets just say we are glad its over. But come to think of it. Has anything really changed except for the last 2 digits at the bottom-right corner of this screen??? Do you really feel things will change only because the year has?? Someone said, "Nothing is more depressing than optimism" and this blog seems to follow the stupid quote. So lets not harp at the gone year. Think about what comes next.

2010 thats what. Somehow it seems different. Here.. try this.. "Twenty-Ten". Sounds different. Somehow sounds good. Has quite a zing to it. (Is "zing" even a word?? Doesnt matter... the word has quite a zing to it :) ). Last year saw the arrival of "Change" and "Yes We Can" people. This is about Obama btw. Everyone thought wow this gonna be good.. but as most things of 2009, he over-promised and under-delivered. But the new year needs optimism (not pessimism or even realism). So lets talk about the most hope-filled movie ever made. One of the greatest movies of all time.

The Shawshank Redemption.

Now thats a movie to watch. Its long, slow without any action or babes. But it's superbly entertaining, interesting and above all "liberating". Most movies offer us vicarious experiences and quick, superficial emotions. "Shawshank" slows down and looks. It uses the narrator's calm, observant voice to include us in the story of men behind bars. It is deeper than most films; about continuity in a lifetime, based on friendship and hope. Let me not go into the details. If you have watched the movie you know what I am talking about. If you haven't. Just watch it.

Its said "Life is a prison, we are Red, Andy is our redeemer". Thats true.

"Hope" is the thing with feathers —
That perches in the soul —
And sings the tune without the words —
And never stops — at all —
And sweetest — in the Gale — is heard —
And sore must be the storm —
That could abash the little Bird
That kept so many warm —

* Emily Dickinson

So dont loose Hope is the moral of the story,
Jisne seekha life main kabhi bhi na jukna..
Hot seat pe milega bhaiyaa umeed se dugna!!

* Amitabh Bachchan

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Friday, July 3, 2009

Episode 4:Money

Some philosopher sometime said "Money is like a mirror to our culture. What we see tells us who we are."
It has also been said by somebody that "Money today has become like sex was to previous generations. It's damn hard, in fact nearly impossible, to think about money honestly. It has an immense influence on everything we do. Yet few people are able to acknowledge the power of money."
I really dont know what it is and what its not but money actually usually gives me a bad feeling,i mean the lack of it makes me feel helpless and also it has somehow got the power of making me feel the taste of fear;)
But then I somehow also have this feeling that having lots of money can be like a drug. It can make you feel powerful and giddy. It can convince you that everything's going to be okay..
It can make us unjustifiably feel that we're better and more important than we really are.
When money can make you feel humble, then I think it's really useful. But then if it fattens your ego, which it often does, then we really need to look out.Dont you feel so?

But then money is full of wonders.It is greatness, it is power, it is beauty. Money is about love and relationships. It has a magic to bring people together as well as tear them apart. But then whatever said and done you just can't escape money. If you run from it, it will chase you and catch you.

Hey i think now i have become a philosopher myself so let me stop my philosophy and talk something of sense...
But then actually the above is something i have really felt with time...but yes one good thing also is that money is something that we have not let get into our relationship,into our friendship except for one or small instances which can be easily ignored... :)

U know how money can be described for us??
Money is something that none of us had in pocket but that never let us stop enjoying ourselves...
Money is something that took us to Cuttack to get the same for Tushar and in the end he landed with having nothing back..
Money is something that made us sit and think how to get that,a day before our exams so that we can enjoy our party(hey it was our economics/enterpreneurship paper friends so that explains ;))
Money is something that made us eat dahi-bara aludam together when we had no other go...
Money is something that never stopped you people having ur cigs/fag though you wouldnt have had ur lunch and dinners... :(
Money is something that we never felt embarrased to ask each other and never returning it but that still making us much closer.. :)
Money is something that we dint have, so asked Raja to get some veg in the rain though he had no itention of eating but then we need to have that pulav..
Money is something that made us sit at home and play cards and watch movies..
Money is something that brought all of you to my home for studies but then we hardly actually ever did that:)
Money is something which made us study a lil for the campus interview(atleast me)..
Money is something that Baba felt to be his birth right and would be with him forever and spent like there's no tomorrow and has never saved..(well that adds to some of us too,the not saving part)..
Money is something that made Sharma avoid calls from home...
Money is something that made Nihar go home...

And then Money is something that is put in so much of distance amidst us that our hearts donot meet together even...
and Money is also something that is also a major reason that is making me lose the treasure ,one of the most important person of my life...
and Money is something that us helping us keep apart from love of our life...
thats all is Money and Money only..... :( :) :(

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Episode 3 - Friends

Wow.. what do we say about friends?? Should I mention that its them who possess the power to really hurt you? Or that they are the people who stab u in ur chest? Should i say that they'll forget abt u when they r with someone of opposite sex and remember u only when she\he leaves? Are friends the ppl who prove the saying "A friend in need is a friend indeed" by being ur friend when they need?

The above was said my some great personality (I didnt care to remember his name)... Reading this i cant stop help thinking how disgustingly sad and pathetic his life would have been.. Oh my mistake, how can it be "life" when he didnt have any friend!!!

पापान् निवारयति योजयते हिताय गुह्यानि गूहति गुणान् प्रकटीकरोति /
आपद्गतम् च न जहाति ददाति काले सन्मित्रलक्षणमिदम् प्रवदन्ति सन्तः //

[They will help you overcome bad qualities and inspire you to take the right path;
they will keep your secrets but advertise your good qualities;
they will not desert you when you’re in trouble and give of themselves in your time of need –
such is the nature of good friends say the wise
]

Naaahh.. Too heavy for our taste..

The Simple fact is Life seems far better when u have a friend close-by...

(chronologically)
whether its chatting away in heavy rain..
singing songs while getting drunk (the immortal "mere ghar aayee ek nanhi pari"),
sharing the same page to write in class,
trying to accomplish impossible tasks (making someone learn Hindi "laangud-dhaari"),
being in love with the same girl :),
3-way conferencing at 2 o'clock in the night (topic? girls ofcourse),
hatching plans to destroy a particular "Khadanga" family,
having "gandhi nazar" on Annie (sorry couldnt resist :) ),
mutton&rice-4 a.m.-Swosti plaza,
the "10:30pm reprise Mayfair smoking"!!,
last minute slog for exams at Manisha's home or should I call it the club house??,
spending Rs 17/- on, believe it or not, 2 lunch + 2 ciggarettes...

As they say.. the-good-old-days!!!

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Saturday, June 13, 2009

Episode 2 - Sex

Sex-
I know 3 types -
Male

Female

Undefined.

Till now that's all i know about the above topic.

Will keep you guys updated as per my updates.

Friday, June 12, 2009

The Elements of life - Episode 1

Well I was reading some stuff abt the Hindu idea of the elements of life being Earth, Water, Fire, Air and Soul. Being the only atheist in the group I take it upon me to redefine this idea as per the modern world... So here goes..

The five modern (and more pragmatic) elements of life are.. (in no particular order) Love, Sex, Money, Fame and Friends( & family.. I knw some of u do have a family per se)

Episode 1 - Love

6 months ago I would have ranted on and on for 5 pages defining love either in for or in against according to the time of the day.. But as u all are aware I am more "knowledgable" now :) So I put forward a simple 3 step test to determine whether u are in love or not..

1. Do you want to change for the better? (I knw we all are aware and pretty satisfied with our fallacies.. but does the person makes u want to be better)

2. Can you do anything for the person? (Not the chand-leke-aaunga type.. but maybe taking disgusting risks, doing anything just to be with her\him, etc)

3. Do you feel amazing just by the idea\thought\delusion\fantasy\dream that the concerned person loves you back?

If you answered "yes" to all 3 questions.. no doubt.. You have gone insane!!!

If you answered "no" to all 3.. You are Raja

If you cant answer by a simple yes\no and brewing a long lecture abt it.... Baba post ur thoughts

If you are going thru the questions again and again and again and again (each time with a different person in mind)... Sharma bas kar.. u r in an infinite loop
If the person in ur mind is ur friend's girlfriend.. Welcome Addy

Finally.. If you think this is a stupid exercise.. You are a Girl!!!


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