Thanks Sharma, for that really eye-opening description of Sex considering the fact that you are the least knowledgeable of the topic in the whole damn planet. We all appreciate ur insightfulness.
I would like to instigate Raja to write his "memoirs" here... (u knw.. the NL chronicles!!)
And where the hell are you Baba??
Warning - Parental guidance suggested :)
Other great people have already said much about Sex.. so I wont have to :) Here are their thoughts -
If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.... Jacob Appel
A woman makes a guy come, it's standard. A guy makes a woman come, it's talent. Dante Hicks
Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen
It doesn't matter if you fuck someone or get fucked - the main thing is to have sex. ~ Bulgarian saying
People are supposed to fuck. It is our main purpose in life, and all those other activities—playing the trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse—are just ways of passing the time until you can fuck again. ~ Cynthia Heimel
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic ... ~ Woody Allen
Sex is like the game of bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand. ~ Woody Allen
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ~ Mae West
When in Rome, do the Romans. :Akshay Ghawalkar
Life is a sexually transmitted disease. R. D. Laing
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man. Mignon McLaughlin
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects. Les Dawson
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! Drew Carey
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. Drew Carey
And Finally my favorite...
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. Woody Allen
But then let me give u my kind of giudance: Sex can have only 2 forms(different than that Sharma mentioned). It is LOVE & LUST.. when its LOVE its one of the purest thing one can ever think of.. and when LUST its the beginning of an end..end of the goodness within oneself...(I know most of you would disagree with me for sure)
Thanks Sharma, for that really eye-opening description of Sex considering the fact that you are the least knowledgeable of the topic in the whole damn planet. We all appreciate ur insightfulness.
ReplyDeleteI would like to instigate Raja to write his "memoirs" here... (u knw.. the NL chronicles!!)
And where the hell are you Baba??
Warning - Parental guidance suggested :)
Other great people have already said much about Sex.. so I wont have to :)
Here are their thoughts -
If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises....
Jacob Appel
A woman makes a guy come, it's standard. A guy makes a woman come, it's talent.
Dante Hicks
Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love.
Woody Allen
It doesn't matter if you fuck someone or get fucked - the main thing is to have sex. ~ Bulgarian saying
People are supposed to fuck. It is our main purpose in life, and all those other activities—playing the trumpet, vacuuming carpets, reading mystery novels, eating chocolate mousse—are just ways of passing the time until you can fuck again. ~ Cynthia Heimel
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic ... ~ Woody Allen
Sex is like the game of bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you need a good hand. ~ Woody Allen
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better. ~ Mae West
When in Rome, do the Romans. :Akshay Ghawalkar
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
R. D. Laing
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man.
Mignon McLaughlin
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects.
Les Dawson
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!
Drew Carey
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Drew Carey
And Finally my favorite...
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Woody Allen
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ReplyDeleteManisha said...
ReplyDeleteHow disgusting all this is....:(
But then let me give u my kind of giudance:
Sex can have only 2 forms(different than that Sharma mentioned).
It is LOVE & LUST..
when its LOVE its one of the purest thing one can ever think of..
and when LUST its the beginning of an end..end of the goodness within oneself...(I know most of you would disagree with me for sure)