Thursday, June 18, 2009

Episode 3 - Friends

Wow.. what do we say about friends?? Should I mention that its them who possess the power to really hurt you? Or that they are the people who stab u in ur chest? Should i say that they'll forget abt u when they r with someone of opposite sex and remember u only when she\he leaves? Are friends the ppl who prove the saying "A friend in need is a friend indeed" by being ur friend when they need?

The above was said my some great personality (I didnt care to remember his name)... Reading this i cant stop help thinking how disgustingly sad and pathetic his life would have been.. Oh my mistake, how can it be "life" when he didnt have any friend!!!

पापान् निवारयति योजयते हिताय गुह्यानि गूहति गुणान् प्रकटीकरोति /
आपद्गतम् च न जहाति ददाति काले सन्मित्रलक्षणमिदम् प्रवदन्ति सन्तः //

[They will help you overcome bad qualities and inspire you to take the right path;
they will keep your secrets but advertise your good qualities;
they will not desert you when you’re in trouble and give of themselves in your time of need –
such is the nature of good friends say the wise
]

Naaahh.. Too heavy for our taste..

The Simple fact is Life seems far better when u have a friend close-by...

(chronologically)
whether its chatting away in heavy rain..
singing songs while getting drunk (the immortal "mere ghar aayee ek nanhi pari"),
sharing the same page to write in class,
trying to accomplish impossible tasks (making someone learn Hindi "laangud-dhaari"),
being in love with the same girl :),
3-way conferencing at 2 o'clock in the night (topic? girls ofcourse),
hatching plans to destroy a particular "Khadanga" family,
having "gandhi nazar" on Annie (sorry couldnt resist :) ),
mutton&rice-4 a.m.-Swosti plaza,
the "10:30pm reprise Mayfair smoking"!!,
last minute slog for exams at Manisha's home or should I call it the club house??,
spending Rs 17/- on, believe it or not, 2 lunch + 2 ciggarettes...

As they say.. the-good-old-days!!!

Please add some more highlights....

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Episode 2 - Sex

Sex-
I know 3 types -
Male

Female

Undefined.

Till now that's all i know about the above topic.

Will keep you guys updated as per my updates.

Friday, June 12, 2009

The Elements of life - Episode 1

Well I was reading some stuff abt the Hindu idea of the elements of life being Earth, Water, Fire, Air and Soul. Being the only atheist in the group I take it upon me to redefine this idea as per the modern world... So here goes..

The five modern (and more pragmatic) elements of life are.. (in no particular order) Love, Sex, Money, Fame and Friends( & family.. I knw some of u do have a family per se)

Episode 1 - Love

6 months ago I would have ranted on and on for 5 pages defining love either in for or in against according to the time of the day.. But as u all are aware I am more "knowledgable" now :) So I put forward a simple 3 step test to determine whether u are in love or not..

1. Do you want to change for the better? (I knw we all are aware and pretty satisfied with our fallacies.. but does the person makes u want to be better)

2. Can you do anything for the person? (Not the chand-leke-aaunga type.. but maybe taking disgusting risks, doing anything just to be with her\him, etc)

3. Do you feel amazing just by the idea\thought\delusion\fantasy\dream that the concerned person loves you back?

If you answered "yes" to all 3 questions.. no doubt.. You have gone insane!!!

If you answered "no" to all 3.. You are Raja

If you cant answer by a simple yes\no and brewing a long lecture abt it.... Baba post ur thoughts

If you are going thru the questions again and again and again and again (each time with a different person in mind)... Sharma bas kar.. u r in an infinite loop
If the person in ur mind is ur friend's girlfriend.. Welcome Addy

Finally.. If you think this is a stupid exercise.. You are a Girl!!!


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I hope someone comes up with the remaining episodes... Contact me for technical help.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Welcome Aboard

First thing first.. Feel privileged!!

Now you are all aware of Sunset Point.. Some might say it was just a pile of rocks on a hill.. but we knw better.. For the uninitiated let me just say this.. I wish you were there!!! :)

So guyz Suit up!!.. and post-away.. and no Manisha .. this is not the place to order things from US :)